5 Deliciously Nasty Sauces to Pour from Your Puking Kitty Gravy Boat
Food is supposed to be fun. It’s never just about nourishing your body; it’s about having an enjoyable time with friends and family. Therefore, a Puking Kitty Gravy Boat has a place on any table, on any occasion.
This gravy boat is not only functional but also a fabulous conversation starter that will help you break the ice at the dinner table.
Here are five handy sauces that will liven your dining experience, and they’ll look great coming out of your Puking Kitty Gravy Boat too!
1. Gravy, duh!
Of course, gravy is the best thing to pour from your Puking Kitty Gravy Boat, the thing is, we serve gravy sauce only during the holiday season.
There are many types of gravy, though, and you can make them all. You only need meat drippings (turkey, chicken, beef), stock, and seasonings. Then you must add flour to thicken the sauce and you’ve got yourself a mean gravy.
Whatever gravy you make, make sure you pour it from your new Puking Kitty Gravy Boat, and remember, the chunkier, the better!
2. Maple Syrup
Because you should put to work your Puking Kitty Gravy Boat 24 hours, there’s a place for it on the breakfast table too.
Pouring maple syrup with your gravy boat will make a casual breakfast into a classy (and amusing) one, so pour some honey over your waffles, pancakes, or fruit with your new favorite saucière.
You can also use your puking kitty to pour milk on your cereal bowl or mug of coffee, just make sure it takes center stage on your next family breakfast.
3. Salad Dressings
Salad dressing comes in all colors and flavors, and can be light and oily like an Italian dressing or heavy and thick like Ranch.
Using a gravy boat for salad dressing is not as unusual as you think, mainly because you should never take the dressing bottle to the table, especially if you’re looking to impress someone. Pour your dressing on your Puking Kitty Gravy Boat instead.
While you’re at it, try making your own dressing. Mix olive oil and vinegar with all the savory herbs and spices you like and proudly serve your homemade vinaigrette.
4. Tzatziki
Thick and creamy, tzatziki is a tangy sauce with all the flavors of the Mediterranean.
The Greek sauce is made with strained (goat or sheep) yogurt mixed with chunky cucumbers garlic, minced garlic, olive oil, and aromatic herbs like dill, parsley or even mint!
Delicious over veggies, it’s also tasty on gyros, grilled meat, and fish. Tzatziki is the sauce you didn’t know you needed.
5. Chimichurri
If you have a cat, chances are you know they munch on grass to purge themselves, leaving a green, oily mess on the carpet. OK, that’s not a pleasant thought, but using your Puking Kitty Gravy Boat to serve an aromatic chimichurri sauce is.
Chimichurri is a South American sauce easily made by infusing equal parts of olive oil and wine vinegar with chopped parsley, minced garlic, and three fingers of oregano.
Do you think A.1 sauce improves the flavor of your steak? Try chimichurri, and you’ll never go back. Grilled meat, sausages, and barbecue, it all tastes better when drizzled with this Latin American delight.
The sky’s the limit!
Don’t think for a second your Puking Kitty Gravy Boat is limited to the options above, it’s time to unleash your creativity, and the sky’s the limit.
From soy sauce for sushi to Mexican salsa verde for your enchiladas, from melted butter for your seafood to cream for your tea, give your Puking Kitty Gravy Boat a chance; it will never disappoint.
As always, if you try these recipes, we'd love to see your kitty boat in action! Tag @PukingKittyGravyBoat on Facebook or Instagram.